Now listen a former tradition that makes me the saddest, Is that I no longer get to watch, Imogene, Claude, Ralph, Ollie, Leroy, and Gladys, That was ‘The Best Christmas Pageant Ever’, But this song is the baddest…  <Chorus> [Greg Walker] The saying goes O come Emanuel The saying goes That frosty was a jolly happy soul The saying goes That mommy’s kissing santa claus I guess Christmas time’s an ugly sweater wrapped up in one ball   Of static electricity   <Verse> [JClazzified] If there was a true observation of the 12 days of Christmas, I’d like to pay tribute to Yukon Cornelius, It’s been foretold in the scrolls-that wisdom is more valuable-than silver and gold, So recognize that truth as a youth before you become old, As the 11th day unfolds- let a top hat give birth to a Frosty soul, And let him lead the snowman away from being so abominable, Then on the 10th day they can play with Rudolph & Santa’s sleigh, Say what you mean and mean what you say, In Bethlehem there was no room at the Inn to stay, Regardless of the precise day the Savior was born, His life was a sacrifice so we rejoice instead of mourn, Thankful for the crown of thorns that was worn, Gabriel’s presence was adorned on Charlie’s Christmas tree, And Linus was recitin doper verses than me, But no matter your beliefs I pray for your family, That the Ghost of Christmas Past doesn’t singlehandedly, Destroy the joy of the birth of a special boy, In a manger cause there’s danger when you don’t show love to ya neighbor, Scrooge McDuck found it stranger, when he peeped Tiny Tim, If that little kid is gonna die then why can’t it just be him, Sometimes when it isn’t summertime the light can be kinda dim, So hang onto the memories that always seem to make you laugh, And a ho ho ho,with cookie crumbs in your mustache. <Second Chorus> [Greg Walker] The saying goes You’ll shoot your eye out kid The saying goes O little town of Bethlehem The saying goes You’re a mean one mister Grinch Christmas time’s an ugly sweater Every single inch   Is hypostatic electricity Emblematic electricity Cinematic electricity Mobocratic electricity

[Greg Walker] The perfect man Started as a boy Cried for mommy’s hand Played with wooden toys Learned his alphabet Fell and skinned his knee Felt the growing pains Just like you and me The perfect man Went to Sunday school Aced his science test Sometimes felt the fool Turned his deep desires Into goals And discovered his mind, heart, and soul We weren’t all born in a dusty manger But we’ve all made Good friends out of strangers We’ve all been happy and confused Been encouraged and felt used Taken the cursing and the blessed And tried our hardest to become our best The perfect man Taught truth to the masses Exampled love To the lads and lasses Filled the dark With enduring light Showed the noble way to fight The perfect man The perfect man Was a servant- boss Healed the sick and lame Carried his own cross Died for us on Calvary Showed us all the perfect way to be We weren’t all born in a dusty manger… [JClazzified] Who knew so long ago,this baby boy- would bring so much joy to the globe, Become a Prince of Peace and release a guiding light for our souls, Now everybody knows how the story goes, 3 Wisemen showed up with gifts- of myrrh, frankincense, and gold, Not knowing at the time He’d only live to be 33 years old, All the while spreadin good news everywhere He would go, I think His sandals even showed His silly lookin toes, He’d become friends with 12 bro’s and call them disciples, During their adventures His word’s were insightful, They ate fish and broke bread, He even made water into wine instead, It was only a glimpse of the miracles ahead, Because on one fateful day He would be resurrected, Although his best buds fled and denied knowing Him, He’d reappear for a short time and say all is forgiven, You see love is the key, not just a Christmas tree, If we want He’ll even become our pal for free, Give us sight spiritually, if we’re blind so we can see, And invite us all to be a part of God’s family. [Greg Walker] The perfect man In every stage of life From first Christmas day To the afterlife Every lesson learned Every grace we feel Making God’s love felt Making his hope real We weren't all born in a dusty manger...